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Funny Quotes……

peetypassion:

• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
• I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
• The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
• Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
• Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
• We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
• We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• War does not determine who is right - only who is left.